Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Sports - 1

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If there are seven flies in a kitchen, which one is the American football player?
The one in the sugar bowl.

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He was such a useless boxer that they called him Rembrandt - because he was always on the canvas.

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Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

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Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.

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Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.

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There was a big baseball game. The night before the game, the coach told the team that they would have a 10 P.M. curfew, but the pitcher, Mel Famey, decided curfews weren't his style. He went out to a bar, where he found some members of the opposing team. With lots of dares and other macho means, they had Mel chugging quite a few there, the town being quite famous for its beer. They kept pouring it down Mel's throat. The next day was a bad one for poor Mel. He walked one batter after another, gave up lots of hits, and his team lost by an astronomical score.So the town became more famous than ever for its beer. It was later to be known as ''The Beer That Made Mel Famey Walk Us.''

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A sensational new shortstop was being interviewed by the press. The trouble was, the guy spoke so quietly no one could hear him. One of them finally asked the coach, ''What's the matter with him?'' ''Nothing at all,'' replied the coach. ''That's just the way the rookie mumbles.''