Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Restaurants and Food - 3

Restaurants

''Waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.'' ''Yes I know, sir. It's the heat that kills them.''

Restaurants

Customer: Waiter, can I have some undercooked chips, some gooey, cold beans and a fried egg coated in old grease?
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, but we couldn't possibly serve you anything like that. Customer: Why not?
That's what you served me yesterday.

Restaurants

Customer: Waiter, what's your name?
Waiter: George, but everyone calls me pool cue. Customer: Why do they call you that?
Waiter: Because I work much better with a tip.

Restaurants

Waiter: But sir you asked me to bring you weak tea. Customer: Yes I asked for weak tea, but this stuff is not weak its helpless.

Restaurants

Angry Customer: You're not fit to serve a pig. Waiter: I'm doing my best sir.

Restaurants

Customer: Waiter, this chicken has no wishbone. Waiter: Well sir, he was such a happy and contented chicken he had nothing to wish for.

Restaurants

Waiter! There's a button in my salad. Sorry sir, it must have come off the salad dressing.

Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.

Restaurants

Waiter. Are you sure this ham is cured?
It tastes as if it's still sick.

Restaurants

Waiter. There's a hand in my soup. That's not your soup sir, it's the finger bowl.