10 Randomly Selected Jokes

American Humor

You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.

Humorous Signs

In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

Humorous Insults

He's a renewable energy source for hot air balloons.

Men

Men are like bank accounts - without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Old Age

Instead of getting older and wiser my husband is getting older and wider.

Childrens

Which type of fish performs operations in a hospital A sturgeon.

Bar

This man was in the pub when he spotted someone he thought he knew. So he went over to him and said, ''Are you Colin Williams?'' The other man replied that he was not Colin Williams. ''That's strange, you look just like him. You must have a double.'' ''Thanks very much, I'll have a double whisky.''

Your Mama

Yo' momma's so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!

Lawyers

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, ''I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far.'' So he leans over the basket and yells out, ''Helllloooooo! Where are we?'' (They hear the echo several times). 15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: ''Helllloooooo! You're lost!!'' One of the men says, ''That must have been a lawyer.'' Puzzled, one of the other men asks, ''Why do you say that?'' The reply: ''For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless.''

Humorous Insults

He's so dumb he thinks cheerios are doughnut seeds!