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What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck.

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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Politics - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about politics and politicians. Are politicians a joke?



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The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!


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A little girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with ''Once upon a time?'' He replied, ''No, some begin with 'If I am elected.'''


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Crime is merely politics without the excuses.


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Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.


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''Do you think,'' asked the poll taker, ''that the terms of Congressmen should be limited?'' ''Of course not!'' raged the taxpayer. ''They should stay in jail as long as everyone else!''