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British Humour

Every weekend my relatives like to come round to our house so that we can make sweaters - you might say that we're a very close knit family.

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Humorous Insults

Is that your hair or has someone poured spaghetti on your head?

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Humorous Insults

He needs to be careful not to step on insects. After all, he could be related to one of them.

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Humorous Insults

Who is your hairdresser, the Bride of Frankenstein?

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American Humor

Who invented the telephone and is delicious when served with milk?
Alexander Graham Cracker.

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What Do You

What do you get if you cross a flying insect with indigestion?
A rumblebee.

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What Is

What is 90 years old and wears two thick coats?
A little cold lady.

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What Has

What has eight arms, is covered in fur, and likes drinking milk?
An octopussy.

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What Is

What is most useful when it is used completely up?
An umbrella.

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Why Dont

Why don't exorcists have any friends?
Because they always scare the devil out of people.

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