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What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

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Newest Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories - 3

This is page 3 our newest humorous jokes and funny stories. Some have been submitted by the visitors to this web site.


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What Is


What is 90 years old and wears two thick coats?
A little cold lady.

Located in the What Is subcategory of the Questions jokes category


What Has


What has eight arms, is covered in fur, and likes drinking milk?
An octopussy.

Located in the What Has subcategory of the Questions jokes category


What Is


What is most useful when it is used completely up?
An umbrella.

Located in the What Is subcategory of the Questions jokes category


Why Dont


Why don't exorcists have any friends?
Because they always scare the devil out of people.

Located in the Why Dont subcategory of the Questions jokes category


Mouse


What should you do if you hear a little mouse squeak?
Oil him.

Located in the Mouse subcategory of the Animals jokes category


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus is what you're supposed to do.

Located in the Knock Knock subcategory of the Classic jokes category


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex plain once you let me in.

Located in the Knock Knock subcategory of the Classic jokes category


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Deluxe.
Deluxe who?
Deluxe Ness monster.

Located in the Knock Knock subcategory of the Classic jokes category


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya keep a secret?

Located in the Knock Knock subcategory of the Classic jokes category


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep have you any wool?

Located in the Knock Knock subcategory of the Classic jokes category


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