Miscellaneous Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories - 3

Miscellaneous

The elderly woman accidentally dropped her handkerchief as she put some coins into the beggar's cup. He gallantly stooped to pick it up. ''Why you're not blind!'' she exclaimed. ''No,'' he said, ''I'm working for my brother. It's his day off.''

Miscellaneous

A pair of martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night. ''Where are we?'' one martian asked. ''I think we're in a cemetary,'' replied the other, ''Look at the gravestone over there - that man lived to be 108.'' ''What's his name?'' ''Miles from London.''

Miscellaneous

What award did they give to the man that invented the door knocker? The No-bell Prize.

Miscellaneous

What were Tarzan's last words?
Who greased the vine?