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Your Mama Jokes - 1
Here is our collection of the classic your mama jokes.
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Your Mama
Yo momma is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't speak to her!
Your Mama
Yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Your Mama
Yo momma is so stupid she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Your Mama
Yo momma is so stupid that when she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Your Mama
Yo momma is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Your Mama
Yo momma has got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Your Mama
Yo mamma is so fat, she wore a X t-shirt, and a helicopter landed on her.
Your Mama
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, they tinted the windows of her incubator!
Your Mama
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, ''It's Halloween already?!''
Your Mama
Yo' momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, ''What a treasure,'' and her father said, ''Yeah, let's go bury it!''