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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Witches - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about witches. Just in time for Halloween.

Why does a Halloween witch ride on her broom?
So that she can sweep the sky.

What happened to the witch who misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle, pop.

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a witch. You'd better lie down for a spell.

What happens to a witch when she loses her temper?
She flies off the handle.

What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates.

What do you call a nervous sorceress?
A twitch.

Where do witches' frogs sit?
On toadstools.

What do you get if you cross a witch with a snowstorm?
A cold spell.

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