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Humorous What Is? Jokes - 1
Here is our collection of humorous 'what is' jokes.
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What is 90 years old and wears two thick coats?
A little cold lady.
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What is most useful when it is used completely up?
An umbrella.
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What is yellow and very dangerous?
A laser powered banana.
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What is made out of tin and circles the earth?
The can in the moon.
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Fred: What is cold, white and very high, with a summit and ears?
Brian: I don't know. Fred: A mountain. Brian: Where's its ears?
Fred: You must have heard of mountain-ears.
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What is the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie, and the other prowls on the hairy.
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What is a very popular perfume?
A best smeller.
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What is the most dangerous cake in the world?
Attila the Bun.
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What is an ultimate?
The last person you marry.
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What is large, grey and wears a flower behind its ear?
A hippy-potamus.