What do you get if you cross a supermarket cashier with a 100 bars of chocolate? A chubby checker.

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Humorous What Did? Jokes - 1

Here is our collection of humorous 'What did the' jokes.

What did Bambi receive through the mail when his girlfriend ran off with another buck?
A Deer John letter.

What did the frankfurter say when the dog bit it?
It's a dog-eat-dog world.

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I find you very attractive.

What did the nut say when he sneezed?
Cashew!

What did the turkey with a sore throat say?
Gargle, gargle, gargle.

What did the electrician's wife say to her husband when he did not come home from work on time?
Wire you insulate?

What did the baby light bulb say to its mother?
I love you watts and watts.

What did the bookworm say to the librarian?
Can I burrow this book please?

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