Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about the Office - 1

Office Humor

Fred: How did it go when you asked the boss for a salary increase?
Joe: He was just like a lamb.
Fred: What do you mean?
Joe: He said bah!

Office Humor

They call him the caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
He got where he is by crawling.

Office Humor

Make sure that you don't become irreplaceable to your boss. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Office Humor

I have a very responsible job. In the office where I work, whenever a mistake is made, my boss tells his boss that I'm responsible for it.

Office Humor

Boss to his new secretary: ''I need you to file these papers for me.''
Secretary: Wouldn't it be easier to just trim with scissors?''

Office Humor

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Office Humor

This is a story about four people named everybody, somebody, anybody and nobody. There was an important job to be done and everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was everybody's job. Everybody thought anybody could do it but nobody realized that everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that everybody blamed somebody when nobody did what anybody could have done.

Office Humor

Rule 1: The boss is always right. Rule 2: When the boss is wrong, refer to Rule 1.

Office Humor

The secretary asked the man, that just arrived to the office, wanting to meet the manager: ''Are you a bussiness-collegue, a lawyer or a personal friend.'' ''All three of them.'' ''Then, according to the instructions he gave me - he's in a meeting, he's abroad for the next six months and he'll be with you in five minutes.''

Office Humor

Six Phases of a Project:
1) Enthusiasm
2) Disillusionment
3) Panic
4) Search for the guilty
5) Punishment of the innocent
6) Praise and honors for non-participants