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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Monsters - 1
Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about monsters.
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Monsters
How do you flatten a spook?
You use a spirit level.
Monsters
Who serves the meals on a haunted airplane?
The air ghostess.
Monsters
Frankenstein was lonely until he learned how to make new friends.
Monsters
Which game did Dr Jekyll like playing most?
Hyde and seek.
Monsters
Who speaks at the ghost's press conference?
The spooksperson.
Monsters
Where does Count Dracula keep his savings?
In the blood bank.
Monsters
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
You use a spirit level.
Monsters
What has fangs and says ''10, 9, 8, 7, 6''?
Count bacula.
Monsters
What do you call a vampire dog?
A bloodhound.
Monsters
What is a blood count?
Count Dracula.
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