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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Christmas - 1
This is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about Christmas.
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Christmas
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when they looked out their front window?
''Looks like rein dear.''
Christmas
Why is it always so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne. Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger.
Christmas
Why was Santa's little helper so depressed?
Because he had a low elf esteem.
Christmas
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always completely stuffed.
Christmas
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him!
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rudolph. Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil.
Christmas
Who rides in a sleigh and gives Christmas presents, yet has many faults?
Santa Flaws.
Christmas
He is so stupid he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war contest.
Christmas
Famous book - Want a kiss?
by Miss L Toh
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