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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Chickens - 1
This is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about chickens.
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Why did the nun's chicken cross the road?
It did it out of habit.
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Why did the chicken only pretend to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?
A battery hen.
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Did you hear about the chicken that ran away from home?
It was tired of being cooped up.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the rooster egged her on.
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Why did Captain Kirk's chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken called in sick.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too long to go around.....
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the hedgehog that it was possible.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.