British Jokes and Humour - 1

Here is our collection of British jokes and humour.

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Every weekend my relatives like to come round to our house so that we can make sweaters - you might say that we're a very close knit family.

An Englishman's home is his castle - in a manner of speaking.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler with a Labrador?
A puppy that scares you and then runs off with the toilet roll.

Mary fell in love with a cricketer. You could say that she was completely bowled over by him.

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'But I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

Why did Henry VIII have eight wives?
He liked to chop and change.

What agency tracks down lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.

Last night a man fell into a barrel of beer and drowned - he came to a bitter end.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central London and you see a space man?
Park in it man.

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