Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Education - 1

Education

Why was the maths book feeling sad?
Because it had so many problems.

Education

Teacher: Johnny, what are you doing under the table?
Johnny: You told us to read Jekyll and hide.

Education

I was teacher's pet last year. Why was that?
He couldn't afford a dog.

Education

Pupil: Would you punish someone for something that they didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: That's good, because I haven't done my homework.

Education

Teacher: If I subtract 14 from 99, what's the difference?
Pupil: That's what I say. Who cares.

Education

The teacher came up with a good problem.
''Suppose,'' she asked the second-graders, ''there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?''
''None,'' answered little Norman.
''None?
Norman, you don't know your arithmetic.''
''Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes over a fence, they all go!''

Education

A father and son were posing for a picture following the son's graduation from college.
''Stand closer to your father. Try to look a little more natural,'' the photographer said.
The father replied, ''I think he'd look more natural, if he stood with his hands in my pockets.''

Education

Teacher: Who wrote Nicholas Nickelby?
Pupil: How the Dickins should I know.