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Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories for Children - 9

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories especially for children.

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Childrens


What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


Childrens


What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.


Childrens


What do you call a Japanese piano that is always telling jokes?
A Yamaha-ha.


Childrens


What lives in the ocean and carries a lot of people around?
An octobus.


Childrens


Have you seen a man-eating tiger?
No, but I've seen a man eating fish and chips.


Childrens


Collector: Would you like to make a donation for the new swimming pool?
Householder: Yes I would be happy to do that, here's a bucket of water.


Childrens


What do rabbits do when they get married?
They live hoppily ever after.


Childrens


I'm glad I wasn't born in France. Why?
I don't speak French.


Childrens


What do snakes do after a fight?
They hiss and make up.


Childrens


What is a crocodile's favorite card game?
Snap.

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