Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories for Children - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories especially for children.

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What did one lightbulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

And did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

What do cars do when they go to a disco?
Brake dance.

If you are in the jungle how would you cook your steaks?
Under a gorilla.

What did the cookies say to the almonds?
You're nuts and we're crackers.

What do you call a singer who's not old enough to be a tenor?
A niner.

What did the robber say to the staff in the glue factory?
This is a stick-up!

Why do bananas not snore?
They don't want to wake the rest of the bunch.

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