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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Apartments - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about apartments.



Apartment


Visitor to new apartment - I didn't expect to hear mice in a new apartment?
Owner - That's not mice, it's the man in the next apartment eating celery.


Apartment


An idiot was selling his apartment, and put the matter in an realtors hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the apartment that made wonderful reading. After the idiot read it, he turned to the agent and asked, ''Have I got all you say there?'' The agent said, ''Certainly you have...Why do you ask?'' Replied the idiot, ''Cancel the sale... it is too good to part with.''